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We learned how to make chicken rock hard by stuffing it full of different kinds of meat.
We just want you to know that our chicken rock isn’t as bad as you think it is. It’s hot, full of fat and super stinky. Our chicken rock needs to be fucked up so it doesn’t spill all over the floor when they try to take it out of the shower. We use a pole to pull the chicken through the hole in the wall, then we fill it full of thick chicken glue before stuffing it back inside.
Crafting Bold Flavors with Chicken
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Unique Flavors: Crafting Bold Chicken Creations
At Thick Chicken Glue, we blend tradition with experimentation to create bold chicken dishes that push culinary boundaries. Our commitment to innovation and quality drives everything we do, ensuring every bite is a unique experience that redefines how chicken is enjoyed.
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Locally Sourced Ingredients
Fresh, local produce elevates every dish.
Thick Chicken Glue’s bold flavors and unique textures reinvent poultry cuisine with unmatched creativity.
Elena Marsh
Culinary Innovator
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